I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?” Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:🕵️♂️ "Who knew a trench coat could summon your inner detective vibes so effortlessly? Just channel your inner Sherlock Holmes next time you wear it! 🔍🔦 #UndercoverFashionista" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator. We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.” I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks. A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all. It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.