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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s…

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s…

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🕵️‍♂️ "Who knew a trench coat could summon your inner detective vibes so effortlessly? Just channel your inner Sherlock Holmes next time you wear it! 🔍🔦 #UndercoverFashionista"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, coat, detective, encounter, fashion, funny encounter, humor, i, looking, man, me, random, randomness, trench, trench coat on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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