I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s… Commentary:🕵️♂️ "Who knew a trench coat could summon your inner detective vibes so effortlessly? Just channel your inner Sherlock Holmes next time you wear it! 🔍🔦 #UndercoverFashionista" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks. My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up. It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others. Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it. We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”