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Sounds like a "How can I help" partner is the real MVP, while the "You'll be fine" partner is just there for moral support and snacks 😂🤷‍♂️🍕

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Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

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I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

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This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

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Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

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At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

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Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

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Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

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“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

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Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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Life is short, flirt with me!

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Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

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Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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