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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

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Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

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Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

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So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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ASAP (as sapphic as possible).

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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