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Sounds like a "How can I help" partner is the real MVP, while the "You'll be fine" partner is just there for moral support and snacks 😂🤷‍♂️🍕

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I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

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The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

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It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

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“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

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Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

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Source??? Pattern recognition.

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

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I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

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Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

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Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

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38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Going bananas on Instagram:

My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

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Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.

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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

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I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

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Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

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