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Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Jan 2, 2026

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Live now on Telegram:

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Live now on TikTok:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Making waves on YouTube:

The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

Making waves on X:

I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

Just landed via Threads:

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

Trending via Facebook:

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

Shared recently on YouTube:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

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Decisions, decisions… Can I just stress about winning the lottery to fund this dream trip? 🌍💸✈️

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22 shares on Messenger this month:

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

29 shares on Discord this month:

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

51 shares on Slack this month:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

70 shares on X this month:

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

Please twerk; I have just days left.

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Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

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AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

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I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

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Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

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You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

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Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

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I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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15,374

Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

“I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business.”

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

Going viral on X:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Just landed via YouTube:

Weddings should have a worst man.

Going viral on Discord:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Going bananas on WeChat:

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

Just landed via Twitch:

Weirdos gonna weird.

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