I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s beca… Commentary:Decisions, decisions… Can I just stress about winning the lottery to fund this dream trip? 🌍💸✈️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet. When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat. If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber. The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.