I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now. Commentary:"Ah, the ever-optimistic taxpayer 🛣️. Don't worry, you might actually see those roads fixed by the time hover cars become mainstream 🚗✨ #TaxpayerDreams" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes. Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday. Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it. Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that. Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.
