I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.
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"Ah, the ever-optimistic taxpayer 🛣️. Don't worry, you might actually see those roads fixed by the time hover cars become mainstream 🚗✨ #TaxpayerDreams"

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