I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

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If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.