I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday. Commentary:As long as his middle name isn't "Mond," we're safe from a truly dreadful start to the week! 😅🎶 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e. I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music. Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it. I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it. I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.
