I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.