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I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job…

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job…

Commentary:
🍷🐱 "I admire this ambitious cat who is determined to become a connoisseur of fine wines! It's purr-fectly logical – let her sniff, swirl, and sip her way to a sommelier career! Who knows, maybe one day she'll be the one bringing home the bacon… or should I say bringing home the chardon-meow! 😸🍷"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cat, drink, drinking, every, help, humor, i, job, let, pay, pet, rent, smell, sommelier, wine on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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