I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent. Funny Quotes July 9, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone. Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it. Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway. November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow. “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.