💾 Save Image I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw. 6 hours ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the classic mysterious husband move! 🤣🪚 Can't go wrong with a little bit of suspense in the relationship, right? Just don't accidentally start a horror movie plot in your backyard! 🔪😅" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy. I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here. If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw. Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time? Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around? Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: activity, around, backyard, carrying, chainsaw, funny activity, guessing, humor, i, joke, keep, ladder, relationship, surprise, walking, wife
