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Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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Might quit my job to focus on summer.