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The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

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It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

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The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.