I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

I love Fleetwood Mac, but "thunder only happens when it's raining" is just not true.

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“Oh, the accuracy of songs! 🌩️😂 Maybe ‘thunder only happens when it’s raining’ is just a metaphor for life’s unexpected twists and turns? Or perhaps Fleetwood Mac just magically summons storms for effect? ☔️🎶”

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