I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

68 shares on Threads this month:

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

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Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

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The world started without permission again.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

71 shares on Slack this month:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.