I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

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As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

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Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

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“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

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If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.