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Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

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I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

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My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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I am not in a good place, geographically.

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Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

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It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

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Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

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Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

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Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

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You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.