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Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

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All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

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I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

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Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

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I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

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Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

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The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

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The feminine urge to start a coven.

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

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Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

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My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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Shazam but for random noises outside.

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Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

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I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

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At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

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You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

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