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God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.

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I put the “pro” in procrastinate.