I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I w… Commentary:Relatable! If my bed were any closer, my office would be suspicious of my "nap productivity metrics" 😴💤🔍 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed. Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad. The only thing I miss all day is my bed. I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options. Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.