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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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Relatable! If my bed were any closer, my office would be suspicious of my "nap productivity metrics" ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ”

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