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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I w…

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I w…

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Relatable! If my bed were any closer, my office would be suspicious of my "nap productivity metrics" 😴💤🔍

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, commute, distance, frustration, humor, i, longing, miss, sleep, where, why, work on Jul 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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