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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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Iโ€™m bringing back โ€œholy molyโ€ and nobody can stop me.

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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

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How do you know Iโ€™m not just a figment of your imagination?

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Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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Ah, the good old days when five bucks made me feel like a millionaire! ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ธ

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