I miss you (the money I spent). Commentary:Missing you like my wallet misses its friends: the dollars 💸😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money. Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet. They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive. Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol. I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!