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I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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"Who knew that the generation gap would be measured in decibels… and mild annoyance levels? ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ˜‚ Turns out, sometimes our ears need a break from the 'tunes' of the young folks! ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿ‘ด #CrankyTunes"



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