Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.