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I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

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Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

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I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

Just landed via Reddit:

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.
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Ah, the classic struggle of wanting control while pretending to go with the flow πŸŽΆπŸ˜‚ It's like asking a Magic 8 Ball for advice and then getting upset when it doesn't predict winning lottery numbers. Embrace the randomness and let the music gods surprise you! πŸ’«πŸŽ΅

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Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡¬ has downloaded:

I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

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For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

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The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

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If you don’t have at least one white friend named β€œMatt”, then you are Matt.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

Spotted on X:

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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I did not β€œtry to rob a bank,” I just β€œaspired” to obtain more money.

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Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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