Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.
  • This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.
  • My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.
  • My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.
  • I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.
  • My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.