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Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

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“Itโ€™s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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If your storeโ€™s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

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The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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"Talk about making life-changing decisions over a delicious breakfast! ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿ’ Who needs a ring when you've got a breakfast burrito to say 'yes' to? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Priorities"



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