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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfa…

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfa…

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"Talk about making life-changing decisions over a delicious breakfast! 🌯💍 Who needs a ring when you've got a breakfast burrito to say 'yes' to? 😂 #Priorities"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, asked, breakfast, burrito, craving, decision, food, humor, i, myself, self-talk, wanted, yes on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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