💾 Save Image I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito. 1 week ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Talk about making life-changing decisions over a delicious breakfast! 🌯💍 Who needs a ring when you've got a breakfast burrito to say 'yes' to? 😂 #Priorities" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in. I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to. I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no. My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich. Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: after, asked, breakfast, burrito, craving, decision, food, humor, i, myself, self-talk, wanted, yes
