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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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They should invent a day where I feel normal.

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If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

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Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

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These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.