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Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

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There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.