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You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

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To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.