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The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

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Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”