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97 shares on Threads this month:

Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

34 shares on Facebook this month:

I miss you when I wake up before you.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

79 shares on Discord this month:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

95 shares on Threads this month:

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

61 shares on TikTok this month:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

13 shares on Reddit this month:

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

10 shares on Instagram this month:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

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Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

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Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

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Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

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“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

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That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

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I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

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I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

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I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

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