I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond. 4 days ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🕵️♂️🍔🕶️ "Move over, sleek and suave Bond, it's time for the charmingly hefty agent to save the day! Who needs a martini when you can have a milkshake shaken, not stirred? 🍹💪 #LicenseToChill" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons. The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower. Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning? The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.
