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Sounds like your husband's stomach was revving up to join a biker gang 🏍️🔊 Who knew it was just a case of mistaken identity with a noisy motorbike in the neighborhood! 😄

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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