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  • People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.
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  • Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”
  • I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.