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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was nev…

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was nev…

Commentary:
Sounds like your husband's stomach was revving up to join a biker gang 🏍️🔊 Who knew it was just a case of mistaken identity with a noisy motorbike in the neighborhood! 😄

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged end, funny moment, going, humor, husband, i, last, making, misunderstanding, moment, motorbike, never, night, noise, outside, stomach, thought on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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