I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour. Commentary:"At least my GPS and I have one thing in common—we're both lost! 🚗🔄🤔 #LifeRecalculating" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment. I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce. I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch. How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life. I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.
