I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

Commentary:
Couch potato goals achieved! ๐Ÿฅ”โœจ Pajamas at 7 p.m. is the new cool club membership! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ