I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why stop at orc? Add some Red Bull and become a full raid boss! 🧃🐉 Related funny posts 😂 Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’ Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves. Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate. Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like? How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.