I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why stop at orc? Add some Red Bull and become a full raid boss! š§š Related Funny Quotes š¤ Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that Iām looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so Iām gonna go. Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat? I refuse to go to a blood bank. Iām not taking your blood money. My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink. I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.