I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why stop at orc? Add some Red Bull and become a full raid boss! π§π Related Funny Posts π€ Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that Iβm looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so Iβm gonna go. Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat? I refuse to go to a blood bank. Iβm not taking your blood money. My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink. I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.
