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Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

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It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

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Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

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Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

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When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

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Sauntering into the weekend like a boss while the heroes are out of breath. Darth Vader taught me well 😎🦹‍♂️👟

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Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

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If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

31 shares on Discord this month:

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

56 shares on X this month:

If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

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Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

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Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

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Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

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Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

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The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

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Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

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What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

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“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

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My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

I have a yearning disability.

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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

I have a yearning disability.

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