I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"BRB, booking my chiropractor appointment. π‘𦴠Ready to glow with the flow! πβ¨" Related Funny Quotes π€ My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up. Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark. I need a chiropractor for my brain. You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too. Boy, are you a piΓ±ata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.