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"When is the best time to visit the Maldives? When your wallet is feeling hefty and your bank account is singing 'hallelujah! 💸☀️🏝️' It's all about that perfect timing in more ways than one! #TravelGoals"

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After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

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I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

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Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

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The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.

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When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

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Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

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You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

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Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

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Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

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Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

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Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

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