I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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Men need women, women need men. The end.

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.