I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Living that 'Horizontal Philosophy Major' life! 🛌💭 #ProPonderer" Related funny posts 😂 Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job. Listen to the birds, not the news. Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.