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Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

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Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

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“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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Spreading quickly via Slack:

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Reported on YouTube:

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Spotted on Telegram:

I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.
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Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

My wife has the worst taste in men.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

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Making waves on Threads:

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

Going viral on Telegram:

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

Reported on WeChat:

If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

Just landed via X:

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Live now on Discord:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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