I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today. Posted on5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like the football guy is trading touchdowns for Taylor Swift concerts! 🏈🎤 Let's hope he doesn't try to score a goal during 'Shake It Off' this time! 😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow. I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it. Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs. Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there. Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.