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I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

2 months ago

Commentary:
"Looks like the football guy is trading touchdowns for Taylor Swift concerts! 🏈🎤 Let's hope he doesn't try to score a goal during 'Shake It Off' this time! 😂"

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