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(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

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In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

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Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

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Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

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Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

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Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

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Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

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The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!”

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Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

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I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

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Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

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My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.

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I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

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