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Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

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Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

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What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

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On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

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I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

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Starting a new life today, bye.

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Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

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I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

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If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

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The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

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Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

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Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

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Can we skip to the rich part?

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I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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