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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

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I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

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Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

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Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

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You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

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The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

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If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

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“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

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