I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave. Commentary:"I tried being normal once… Worst two minutes of my life! ๐ ๐ #RaisedByWolves" Related Funny Quotes ๐ค We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it. One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes. I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now theyโre your problem. Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet. A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.