I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.