I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"I tried being normal once… Worst two minutes of my life! 😅🙃 #RaisedByWolves" Related funny posts 😂 It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity. I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me. We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them. I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.