I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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"I tried being normal once… Worst two minutes of my life! 😅🙃 #RaisedByWolves"

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