I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party. Commentary:Your dog is probably thinking, "Why doesn't she just go with my classic 'no clothes' approach? Works every time!" 🐶👗😆 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what. I’m ready to try another planet. You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.” If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.