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I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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Your dog is probably thinking, "Why doesn't she just go with my classic 'no clothes' approach? Works every time!" 🐶👗😆

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, another, dog, fashion, getting, getting ready, humor, ID, know, me, outfit, party, perspective, pet, pet perspective, ready, thinking, try, while on Jul 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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