Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

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Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

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Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

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I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.