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Alexa, mute my children.

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

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I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.