If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.