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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

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The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.