If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

Commentary:
Oh, the mysteries of Twitter! 🤔🕵️‍♀️ Who knew Jennifer Aniston had such hidden talents? 😂 Maybe she time-traveled back to the ’60s for a guest role in the biggest plot twist of the century! 🕰️🎬 #ConspiracyAniston

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