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  • Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.
  • If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.
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  • Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.
  • We do it every night. Annoy each other.
  • I be like, ā€œWho’s praying on my downfall?ā€ as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.