If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ti… Commentary:"Oh boy, talk about high stakes! 🤞🎲 Let's hope lady luck is on your side, or else you might end up celebrating your next anniversary in the doghouse! 🐶😅" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever. My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.” I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants! How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago. Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.
