If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf my wife doesn’t win anything on this scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever. Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation. The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even. I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’ Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.
