Funny Quote About The Worst Anniversary Gift From A Scratch Ticket

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"Oh boy, talk about high stakes! 🤞🎲 Let's hope lady luck is on your side, or else you might end up celebrating your next anniversary in the doghouse! 🐶😅"

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.
Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.
Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.
There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.
Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.