If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever. Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Oh boy, talk about high stakes! 🤞🎲 Let's hope lady luck is on your side, or else you might end up celebrating your next anniversary in the doghouse! 🐶😅" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever. Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation. Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow. My wife has the worst taste in men. Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.
