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One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

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Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

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Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.