If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

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Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.