If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

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Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.

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All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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People never run off to join the circus anymore.

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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.