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I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

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Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

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“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

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“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

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Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.