If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family? Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a family game of "Guess Who?" but with footsteps instead of faces! ๐ฃ๐ Related funny posts ๐ I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces. Celebrating Presidentโs Day by not doing anything I promised I would. There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left” Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.