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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

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Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

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Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

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We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.