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After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

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My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

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Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

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You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.